Win or Lose, Sink or Swim
“I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
Five-score years ago, a great Frog, in whose symbolic shadow we stand today, signed the Underwater Equality Proclamation. This momentous decree came as a great beacon light of hope to millions of white tadpoles who had been seared in the flames of withering injustice. It came as a joyous daybreak to end the long night of bigotry.
But one hundred years later, the White Tadpole is still is not free. One hundred years later, the life of the White Tadpole is still sadly crippled by the manacles of segregation and the chains of discrimination. One hundred years later, the White Tadpole lives under a lonely lilypad of poverty in the midst of a vast pond of material prosperity. One hundred years later, the White Tadpole is still languished in the corners of aquatic society and finds himself in exile in his own waters. So we have come here today to dramatize a shameful condition”
Attributed to Kermit T Frog on 24th June 2013
Play The Game, Fight The Fight
YOU THERE! stop playing with your tail! It will drop off if you carry on fiddling with it!
Right then lads, at ease. For those of you new here, my name is Major Zitz, formerly of Battletoad Command. It’s my job to get you sorry lot ready for the most important and desperate mission of this god forsaken war. I won’t jelly coat it, it’s going to be rough. For you veterans who have returned from the Ouya, IOS or Android theatres , I’ll be looking to you to take the lead and help these new recruits as we open a new front on Steam.
For the tadpoles, your insertion behind enemy lines will be via flying frog. The currents are looking choppy, so if you end up scattered, hold up, hide and wait for your Frogspawn commander to find you. Once you’re reunited with your unit and commander, follow instructions to the letter and protect them at all costs. The black menace will be everywhere and you will be the only thing protecting your commander. I know you have a tendency to eat each other, but save it for your enemy. Any incidents of white on white, and you’ll be court marshalled.
As for you Frogspawn, I need you calm and calculated. You will be the brains of this operation and its success rests roundly on your gelatinous mass. Meeting up with your team of fellow poles is of vital importance. You’ll be extremely vulnerable without them. They’re an eager bunch, but they will need your guidance and self control. You’ll have a long stream ahead of you to get to your final destination. The currents with be perilous, and the black tadpole army won’t be your only obstacle. Your strength in numbers will help you, but at times discretion may well be the better part of valour, let’s not forget that the tadpole who runs away, turns into a frog another day.
The survival of our very species lies with you, the brave Tadpoles and Frogspawn of this unit. Trust in each other and you will get through this. Time is fun when you’re having flies and, if you complete your mission and make it back in one piece you’ll have all the flies you could possibly imagine.
“Even though large tracts of our pond and many old and famous streams have fallen, or may fall into the grip of the Black Tadpole and all the odious apparatus of Frog rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on Ouya, we shall fight on the iPhone and iPad, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength on Android, we shall defend our lily pad, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on Windows, we shall fight on OS X , we shall fight in the Steam Store and in the iTunes chart , we shall fight in the Google play store; we shall never surrender.”
Attributed to Slippy Toad – First Pond Lord of the Admiralty 15th September 2015
La La La La
Hero of Many, is a port of a mobile game that’s just been released on Steam. It takes you on a epic aquatic journey through a dangerous world. It plays brilliantly, looks absolutely beautiful and if you are anything like myself, you will lose hours to this game. The general and well founded dislike for mobile ports on PC could be well and truly banished if more games like this started making an appearance.
Exciting, challenging, thought provoking ( well to me at least, this review was going to be about sperm or immigration before I settled on tadpoles). The game is engaging and utterly enjoyable. Trickster Arts have taken an idea that’s so simple and executed it with aplomb. I love it so much I’m now considering digging a pond in my back garden.
PC Version Reviewed
Hero of Many is now available on Steam and can be found HERE
It’s also available on iTunes, the Google Play store and OUYA
Developed and published by Trickster Arts